Man 'Tried to have sex with his bike'

[sunnis]

This man is full of win and awesomeness! We must praise him for this act! \o/

pic related.

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so what a man cant have sex with his bike now? :P

[smaree]

heh poor him

[Nobber708]

lol, a bike ?! xD

[Silver.]

ROFL sex with a bike =))

[YoP.Shinigami]

rrRRawwrrrRr, sad the man is too old, otherwise I'd have Mr here come and visit him.

[sunnis]

rrRRawwrrrRr, sad the man is too old, otherwise I'd have Mr here come and visit him.

no no pedobear is controling CP, and you should know that all your CP are belong to him.

[placebo.]

goddamn .. xD

[Shakar]

this thing sounds very odd... I am not even sure if this is a real article.
the man was at his room alone, he didn't do that on public.

the cleaners just went inside his room with a master-key.

I mean what if they would have found him having sex with a girl?
would that be allright?
couples going to hotels to have sex from time to time...
there is nothing wrong with that.

so... what's the big idea in punish him?
masterbation isn't a crime...

[TNARICK]

Don't try this at home :)

[LOLGiStiK]

It's kinda fake I mean . . . what happened. The bike gone to the police to say it was raped? Don't think so. Otherwise we should punish dildo users cuz . . . it's an object like the bike ain't it ? Big deal . . .he found the bike sexy , kinda dumb though to think that he didn't find sexy all the boards and planks he saw but said : 'No this plank ain't good , i'm gonna get laid with my bike'.

[Kava]

this guy is so cool : )

[[RO]Claudiu]

lol they informed the manager like the guy that ****ed the bike did a crime , actualy the cleaners should be infracted for entering in a private place and disturbing the temporary owner .
i think its not true ... the guy ****ing the bike could have hurd the cleaners opening the door with the master key .... or knocking on the door .

[Kyree]

And they used the "MASTER KEY"!!!
So much funn in that article...Where did that happend?Guatemala?
Jeezz...
Idiocracy invaded our world!
Cyas

[phaNtom]

I don't find this 'funny'. It's stupid tho, and I don't think this is the truth anyways.
I mean, he was probably so damn drunk that God know's what was he trying to do, and someone entered the room in a 'bad' momment and saw him in 'bad' sec, and thought it was sth, but he probably thought wrong.

:o

[Taz.]

ok no.. its lame.. is it true.. i hope not.. wow.. lol. Rofl.

[sunnis]

its true 100%

and if it is funny or sad or something third, I leave you to decide, I just left this here.