dota jokes

[VinterTroll]

think of a funny or not dota joke (the ones who not always make me laught twice as hard)

[VinterTroll]

question -

what is the common between tiny and metallica?

answer -

they both rock

heheh that stupid joke but that all i got for now :P

[lestat848]

What is the difference between a sin and shame?
It's a sin to stick it in and a shame to take it out.


He opened the note, and read out loud, "Hey, you're standing on my oxygen tube?"

[VinterTroll]

gondar takes his daily walk in the forest
suddeny he notice lina nude touching here self he get horny as **** !
he thinks "hem i can go wind walk do here in a sec and run away ! she wont even notice "
well he goes and execute his plane and what do you know ? it worked!!
suddeny he hears lina says
lina: "riki did you hear that"
riki : "NO BUT MY ASS HOLE REALLY HURTS!!!"
:ass:

[VinterTroll]

Dota Jokes !!!!!

[BoobSeeker]

hhhh lol about riki ! :D

[odobry]

some yo'mama jokes :

-yo'mama's so fat she can farm in two lanes at the same time!

-yo'mama's so huge she is hit by two towers in the same time.

-yo'mama's so stupid she buys two pt's

-yo'mama's so noob she looses in single player

-yo'mama's so ulgy even anu'barek wont date her

-yo'mama's so lame she looses to gmv.

-yo'mama's so stupid she buys refresher in WTF MODE¬!

i love the last one =)
I INVENTED ALL

[VinterTroll]

lol oren =))

[BoobSeeker]

Sweet stuff :D

[odobry]

hehe

[WarSoul]

gondar takes his daily walk in the forest
suddeny he notice lina nude touching here self he get horny as **** !
he thinks "hem i can go wind walk do here in a sec and run away ! she wont even notice "
well he goes and execute his plane and what do you know ? it worked!!
suddeny he hears lina says
lina: "riki did you hear that"
riki : "NO BUT MY ASS HOLE REALLY HURTS!!!"
:ass:


lol , nice one .

You ggole alote :P

[VinterTroll]

google ? you mean?
i made that joke by my self i didnt google it or nothing! :))

[Star.Fighter]

ur crazy :P :thumbUP: , i am now in Montenegro (on decation ) , see ya in 15 days ! nice jokes : P

[VinterTroll]

you know i am :D

[Kava]

hahha riki is the best xD

[Uky_TheRock]

Chuck Norris dont have banlist becasue no1 can leave his game :)

[SexyFat]

Vinter i know a version of ur riki joke from a movie, just with superman, wonder woman, invisble man or whatever. -.-
anyway nice conversion :D

Chuck Norris win a 1v5 against MYM team with techies.

[[RO]Claudiu]

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btw nice jokes . u are talented ppl :P

[Nymphomaniac]

omg this hitler vid is bein made for every possible game and other stuff..... but n1

[BirdyMan]

Vinter i know a version of ur riki joke from a movie, just with superman, wonder woman, invisble man or whatever. -.-
anyway nice conversion :D

Chuck Norris win a 1v5 against MYM team with techies.

lol that chuck norris sh!t is a joke?

[Star.Fighter]

Omg Troll we must 1v1 , first i must to install w3 xD , i will come to serwer about in 3 days , its gg for u ... :P :laugh:

[VinterTroll]

i will troll your ass! 180% ass pawning speed !