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Elf
03-13-2006, 14:41
Whazzup guys!

Dewawer
03-15-2006, 16:10
Yoz if i not online for a few days its becoz i got exams or my father take away com.

KeweLi
03-15-2006, 16:13
LOl no problem

Dewawer
03-16-2006, 02:50
Guys if I am hosting Underworld or vamp,
do i need to put there hosted by Clan VAMP?

KeweLi
03-16-2006, 11:25
best to put if there for any map u host^^

Dewawer
03-16-2006, 11:47
How about TDs?

KeweLi
03-16-2006, 14:11
...yes everything

Dewawer
03-17-2006, 01:25
Then i wont have space for the other words

Dewawer
03-17-2006, 03:08
I cant put my avatar up after uploading it,can someone help me?

KeweLi
03-17-2006, 13:53
....we all see the avatar. and even if u dont have space- just write Clan VAMP

Dewawer
03-17-2006, 15:06
Can any1 tell me where to get a banlist i really need it

KeweLi
03-17-2006, 18:35
try google it^^

Dewawer
03-19-2006, 09:54
I'm too lazy to search maybe i'll just wait for the clan banlist to be up and running

KeweLi
03-19-2006, 11:03
lol. If u ever come across someone u wanna ban, tell me

Dewawer
03-20-2006, 07:36
i dunno who did it but i like to thank the person who made me grunt 100 times

Dewawer
03-20-2006, 08:08
Hey y dont someone make like a vamp td or something?

Dewawer
03-20-2006, 08:49
i'll like to put the guy name po0l up in he banlist he keep calling other ppl noobs

Dewawer
03-20-2006, 08:51
sry its p0ol

KeweLi
03-20-2006, 11:05
ok, Dewawer it was me that promoted u to grunt, and also if u want to report someone for banlist, put it in the "Clan Banlist" thread. And it is best if you have a screenshot, or replay to attach with your message. ^^

Dewawer
03-23-2006, 13:00
Guys here is the banlist

Dewawer
03-26-2006, 00:43
Guys today when i go into warcraft it said that i am not in the clan have i been kicked?

KeweLi
03-26-2006, 12:34
Apparently some bastard called Kidi kicked all the grunts, and peons!!!!
All memebers go to a shaman or chief immediately. Sorry for this. I will be sure to ban this dude

Dewawer
04-01-2006, 18:05
Guys i see that only a few ppl are posting
Come on ppl Post something alrealy:closed:

Mr42
04-03-2006, 11:29
U know, it is hard to post when U've nothing to post.. :D

KeweLi
04-03-2006, 12:52
lol...

Dewawer
04-04-2006, 08:06
Actually i aslo find it hard to think of something to say thats why i need to keep my head together

KeweLi
04-04-2006, 12:31
well dewawer, i have job for u, tell more ppl to post

Dewawer
04-05-2006, 08:51
So i just gotta whisper to all the clan members who havent posted yet to post?

KeweLi
04-05-2006, 09:27
yep

Sargeras_SAE
04-10-2006, 19:03
there are many pages on net but this is not normal

Dewawer
04-12-2006, 14:38
Guys my father took away com, i'm using my father's com at office now.I won't be online for a few more days.Kewell pls put the guy called kuripaopao on the clan for my own sake THX! if u do it

KeweLi
04-12-2006, 15:01
emm lol why did he take ur computer. You use labtop like me?

and do you mean put kuripaopao on banlist or in clan?

Sargeras_SAE
04-12-2006, 20:31
pls to the clan chief and shamans can you arrange some dota match

pls

pls :mad: ( only smilling ) :twisted:

KeweLi
04-13-2006, 06:18
:D we have one coming soon...nothing more until that is finished. But maybe we will have a sign up list of first come first serve.

Dewawer
04-13-2006, 10:24
Put kuripaopao on clan, i'm now using laptop , he said he wanna be my junior learner lols actually i asked him to.i'll tell u when i get back pc

Dewawer
04-13-2006, 10:24
he took away com as i play too much com.

KeweLi
04-13-2006, 11:39
lol haha, i can put him in clan when none of us seem him

Sargeras_SAE
04-13-2006, 20:45
if you need me to play dota darkness has my cell so he can beep me when we play also if you need cipi give me a signal and i'll check out. thanks

Dewawer
04-14-2006, 01:30
today i'll go snatch my father's com and i will go get it back

KeweLi
04-14-2006, 05:49
hahah, ok

cojo
04-16-2006, 20:27
liverpool won today against beckburn i am for liverpool to

KeweLi
04-17-2006, 07:07
cheers mate. Great goal by Robbie Fowler. I still think Liverpool should release him at the end of the season tho.
I'm also mad harry kewell only played for 22 minutes.

Zer0_CooL
04-17-2006, 23:28
Where is the replay forum? i can't find him :(

Zer0_CooL
04-18-2006, 21:37
FORZA BARCA!!!! Today they are plaing against AC Milan.

KeweLi
04-19-2006, 06:11
....great

KeweLi
04-19-2006, 12:49
cipi_ripi, sargeras, cojo, zer0_cool

if u ever see this plz answer me. Are u guys all brothers or sisters...or cousins?
Those replays and from what i hear u guys are like one family.heheh,
just curious to know

Sargeras_SAE
04-19-2006, 19:04
wer all friends from one place one city and we are going to the top of the elite (at least we hope so)

.....to be continued....

Zer0_CooL
04-20-2006, 01:39
yes yes we are all friends, no brothers no sisters :)))

KeweLi
04-20-2006, 10:59
ic

School starts on monday for me...I probably won't be here on saturday and sunday, i gotta do some stuff. You will still be seeing me a lot later tho.

Zer0_CooL
05-03-2006, 00:20
bla bla bla bla :) :)

KeweLi
05-05-2006, 06:41
Keep Posting U Fools!

Sargeras_SAE
05-05-2006, 14:32
you all "know" me, i say we should make a host with NotD >gn> "NotD/clanvamp" <in privat pls so we can see who can and who can't play (don't want other ppl to entervien) sory about my eng.

Zer0_CooL
05-05-2006, 17:15
sarge i did not understad you anything (ke mi kazis posle :)))) )

Darkness666
05-06-2006, 12:40
As u know ppl i wasn't here for a week, and maube i will not be here for one more, i have big problems with my comp and especialu with net. See u all soon.

Mr42
05-06-2006, 18:24
hope to see'ya as soon as possible

Zer0_CooL
05-10-2006, 01:13
i have not been on-line much time becouse i have find work, so i am working and i dont have mutch time to be on line... but when i finish with working i will come on-line ok?
see ya
PEACE

marshall987
05-12-2006, 01:31
For 2 weeks i was coming to our chat room and every time i come no one is there.I was wondering when you guys play war3,and does any one come there at all,do you play only nightly or what?

KeweLi
05-12-2006, 12:54
Clan VAMP is multicultural. So different times for everyone.

Unknown20
05-12-2006, 23:12
hey ppl...im posting too...hehe...and of course,im alive..still...what time are playing all? What about that tournament inside this clan? how about some dota match against someother clan? Anyone? wow lots of questions... :)

regards..Unknown

KeweLi
05-13-2006, 07:15
it is posponed due to quite a number of people going to holidays and that.

Dewawer
06-07-2006, 07:56
I finally got my own laptop so i can come warcraft more often now

KeweLi
06-07-2006, 12:31
haha :D

Mr42
06-08-2006, 17:00
lucker...id like to have some own 2 :(

KeweLi
06-09-2006, 12:33
World Cup Starts Today: Support England/australia!

Ms123
06-09-2006, 13:23
portugal/angola! Lol

Sargeras_SAE
06-28-2006, 15:28
did any1 wached gana vs brazil ,,,, i think gana could beat any european country :)

and australia too

Sargeras_SAE
06-28-2006, 15:41
SOFTWARE AND HARDWARE CONFLICTS !

Last year a friend of mine upgraded GirlFriend 6.0 to Wife 1.0 leaving very little system
resources for other applications. He is only now noticing that
Wife 1.0 is also spawning Child-Processes which are further
consuming valuable resources.
No mention of this particular phenomena was included in the
product brochure or the documentation, though other users have
informed him that this is to be expected due to the nature of
the application. Not only that, Wife 1.0 installs itself, such
that it is always launched at system initialization where it
can monitor all other system activity. He's finding that some
applications such as PokerNight 10.3, BeerBash 2.5 and PubNight
7.0 are no longer able to run, crashing the system when
selected (even though they always worked fine before). At
installation, Wife 1.0 automatically installs undesired
Plug-Ins such as MotherInLaw 55.8 and BrotherInLaw Beta
release. As a consequence, system performance seems to diminish
with each passing day.
Some features he'd like to see in the upcoming Wife 2.0:
* A "Don't remind me again" button
* Minimize button
* An install shield feature that allows Wife 2.0 to be
installed with the option to uninstall at anytime without the
loss of cache and other system resources.
* An option to run the network driver in promiscuous mode which
would allow the systems hardware probe feature to have greater
use.
I, myself, decided to avoid all of the headaches associated
with Wife 1.0 by sticking with Girlfriend 2.0. Even here,
however, I found many problems. Apparently you cannot install
Girlfriend 2.0 on top of Girlfriend 1.0. You must uninstall
Girlfriend 1.0 first. Other users say this is a long standing
bug which I should have been aware of. Apparently the versions
of Girlfriend have conflicts over shared used of the I/O port.
You think they would have fixed such a stupid bug by now.
To make matters worse, the uninstall program for Girlfriend 1.0
doesn't work very well leaving undesirable traces of the
application in the system.
Another annoying problem - all versions of Girlfriend
continually popup annoying messages about the advantages of
upgrading to Wife 1.0.
********** B U G W A R N I N G **********
Wife 1.0 has an undocumented bug. If you try to install
Mistress 1.1 before uninstalling Wife 1.0, Wife 1.0 will delete
MSMoney files before executing a self-uninstallation. Then
Mistress 1.1 will refuse to install, claiming insufficient
system resources.
********** B U G W O R K - A R O U N D S **********
To avoid the above bug, try installing Mistress 1.1 on a
different system and never run any file transfer applications
such as Laplink 6.0. Also, beware of similar shareware
applications that have been known to carry viruses that may
affect Wife 1.0.
Another solution would be to run Mistress 1.1 via a UseNet
provider under an anonymous name. Here again, beware of the
viruses which can accidentally be downloaded from the UseNet.

KeweLi
06-28-2006, 16:16
...please explain clearly what these softwares...wife and girlfriend are

Sargeras_SAE
07-08-2006, 15:33
well dude i found these jokes and thought i should share them with you all, if you like it i could try to find some more

pls, read it all just for fun.

KeweLi
07-17-2006, 16:21
lol ahahah ye funny

Mr42
07-17-2006, 17:08
The Top 100 Things I'd Do If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord

#My Legions of Terror will have helmets with clear Plexiglas visors,
not face concealing ones.

# My ventilation ducts will be too small to crawl through.

# My noble half-brother whose throne I usurped will be killed, not
kept anonymously imprisoned in a forgotten cell in my dungeon.

# Shooting is not too good for my enemies.

# The artifact which is the source of my power will not be kept on
the Mountain of Despair beyond the River of Fire guarded by the Dragon
of Eternity. It will be in my safe-deposit box. The same applies to
the object which is my one weakness.

# I will not gloat over my enemies predicament before killing them.

# When I've captured my adversary and he says, "Look, before you
kill me, will you at least tell me what this is all about?" I'll say,
"No." and shoot him. No, on second thought, I'll shoot him and then say
"No."

# After I kidnap the beautiful princess, we will be married immediately
in a quiet civil ceremony, not a lavish spectacle in three weeks' time
during which the final phase of my plan will be carried out.

# I will not include a self-destruct mechanism unless absolutely
necessary. If it is necessary, it will not be a large red button
labelled, "Danger: Don Not Push". The big red button marked "Do Not
Push" will instead trigger a spray of bullets on anyone stupid enough to
disregard it. Similarly, the ON/OFF switch will clearly not be labelled
as such.

# I will not interrogate my enemies in the inner sanctum - a small
hotel room well outside my border will work just as well.

# I will be secure in my superiority. Therefore, I will feel no need
to prove it by leaving clues in the form of riddles or leaving my weaker
enemies alive to show they pose no threat.

# One of my advisors will be an average five-year-old child.
Any flaws in my plan that he is able to spot will be corrected before
implementation.

# All slain enemies will be cremated, or at least several round of
ammunition emptied into them, not left for dead at the bottom of the
cliff. The announcement of their deaths, as well as any accompanying
celebration, will be deferred until after the aforementioned disposal.

# The hero is not entitled to a last kiss, a last cigarette, or any
other form of last request.

# I will never employ any device with a digital count-down. If I
find that such a device is absolutely unavoidable. I will set it to
activate when the counter reaches 117 and the hero is just putting his
plan into operation.

# I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's
just one thing I want to know."

# When I employ people as advisors, I will occasionally listen to
their advice.

# I will not have a son. Although his laughably under-planned attempt
to usurp power would easily fail, it would prove a fatal distraction at
a crucial point in time.

# I will not have a daughter. She would be as beautiful as she was
evil, but one look at the hero's rugged countenance and she'd betray
her own father.

# Despite its proven stress-relieving effect, I will not indulge in
maniacal laughter. When so occupied, it's too easy to miss unexpected
developments that a more attentive individual could adjust to accordingly.

# I will hire a fashion designer to create original uniforms for my
Legion of Terror, as opposed to some cheap knock-offs that make them look like Nazi stormtroopers, Roman foot soldiers, or savage Mongol hordes.All were eventually defeated and I want my troops to have a more positive mind-set.

# No matter how tempted I am with the prospect of unlimited power,
I will not consume any energy field bigger than my head.

# I will keep a special cache of low-tech weapons and train my troops
in their use. That way -- even if the heroes manage to neutralize my
power generator and/or render the standard-issue energy weapons useless --
my troops will not be overrun by a handful of savages armed with spears
and rocks.

# I will maintain a realistic assessment of my strength and weaknesses.
Even though this takes some fun out of the job, at least I will never
utter the line "No, this cannot be! I AM INVINCIBLE!!!" (After that,
death is usually instantaneous.)

# No matter how well it would perform, I will never construct any
sort of machinery which is completely indestructible except for one
small and virtually inaccessible spot.

# No matter how attractive certain members of the rebellion are,
there is probably someone just as attractive which is not desperate to
kill me. Therefore, I will think twice before ordering a prisoner sent
to my bed chamber.

# I will never build only one of anything important. All important
systems will have redundant control panels and power supplies. For the
same reason I will always carry at least two fully loaded weapons at
all times.

# My pet monster will be kept in a secure cage from which it cannot
escape and into which I could not accidentally stumble.

# I will dress in bright and cheery colors, and so throw my enemies
into confusion.

# All bumbling conjurers, clumsy squires, no-talent bards, and
cowardly thieves in the land will be preemptively put to death. My foes
will surely give up and abandon their quest if they have no source of
comic relief.

# All naive, busty tavern wenches in my realm will be replaced
with surly, world-weary waitresses who will provide no unexpected
reinforcements and/or romantic sub-plot for the hero or his side-kick.

# I will not fly into a rage and kill a messenger who brings me bad
news just to illustrate how evil I really am. Good messengers are hard
to come by.

# I won't require high-ranking female members of my organization to
wear a stainless-steel bustier. Morale is better with a more casual
dress-code. Similarly, outfits made entirely from black leather will
be reserved for formal occasions.

# I will not turn into a snake. It never helps.

# I will not grow a goatee. In the old days they made you look
diabolic. Now they just make you look like a disaffected member of
Generation X.

# I will not imprison members of the same party in the same cell block,
let alone the same cell. If they are important prisoners, I will keep
the only key to the cell door on my person instead of handing copies to
every bottom-rung guard in the prison.

# If my trusted lieutenant tell me my Legion of Terror is losing a
battle, I will believe him.. After all, he's my trusted lieutenant.

# If an enemy I have just killed has a younger sibling or offspring
anywhere, I will find them and have them killed immediately, instead of
waiting for them to grow up harboring feelings of vengeance towards me
in my old age.

# If I absolutely must ride into battle, I will certainly not ride at
the forefront of my Legions of Terror, nor will I seek out my opposite
number among his army.

# I will be neither chivalrous nor sporting. If I have an unstoppable
super-weapon, I will use it early and as often as possible instead of
keeping it in reserve.

# Once my power is secure, I will destroy all of those pesky time
travel devices.

# When I capture the hero, I will make sure I also get his dog,
monkey, ferret, or whatever sickeningly cute little animal capable of
untying ropes and filching keys that happens to follow him around.

# I will maintain a healthy amount of skepticism when I capture the
beautiful rebel and she claims she is attracted to my power and good looks
and will gladly betray her companions if I just let her in on my plans.

# I will only employ bounty hunters who work for money. Those who
work for the pleasure of the hunt tend to do dumb things like even the
odds to give the other guy a sporting chance.

# I will make sure I have a clear understanding of who is responsible
for what in my organization. For example, if my general screws up I
will not draw my weapon, point it at him and say "And here is the price
for failure." then suddenly turn and kill some random underling.

# If an advisor says to me "My liege, he is but one man. What can
one man possibly do?", I will reply "This." and kill the advisor.

# If I learn that a callow youth has begun a quest to destroy me,
I will slay him while he is still a callow youth instead of waiting for
him to mature.

# I will treat any beast which I control through magic or technology
with respect and kindness. Thus if the control is ever broken, it will
not immediately come after me for revenge.

# If I learn the whereabouts of the one artifact which can destroy
me, I will not send all of my troops out to seize it. Instead I will
send them out to seize something else and quietly put a Want-Ad in the
local paper.

# My main computers will have their own special operating system
that will be completely incompatible with standard IBM and Macintosh
powerbooks.

# If one of my dungeon guards begins expressing concern over the
conditions of the beautiful princess' cell, I will immediately transfer
him to a less people oriented position.

# I will hire a team of board-certified architects and surveyors to
examine my castle and inform me of any secret passages and abandoned
tunnels that I might not know about.

# If the beautiful princess that I capture says "I'll never marry you!
Never, do you hear me, NEVER!!!", I will say "Oh well" and kill her.

# I will not strike a bargain with a demonic being then attempt to
double-cross it simply because I feel like being contrary.

# The deformed mutants and odd-ball psychotics will have their place
in my Legion of Terror. However before I send them out on important
covert missions that require tact and subtlety, I will first see if
there is anyone else equally qualified who would attract less attention.

# My Legion of Terror will be trained in basic marksmanship. Any who
cannot learn to hit a man-sized target at 10 meters will be used for
target practice.

# Before employing any captured artifacts or machinery, I will
carefully read the owners manual.

# If it becomes necessary to escape, I will never stop to pose
dramatically and toss off a one-liner.

# I will never build a sentient computer smarter than I am.

# My five-year-old child advisor will also be asked to decipher any
code I am thinking of using. If he breaks the code in under 30 seconds,
it will not be used. Note: This also applies to passwords.

# If my advisors ask "Why are you risking everything on such a mad
scheme?" I will not proceed until I have a response that satisfies them.

# I will design fortress hallways with no alcoves or protruding
structural supports which intruders could use for cover in a firefight.

# Bulk trash will be disposed of in incinerators, not compactors.
And they will be kept hot, with none of this nonsense about flames going
through accessible tunnels at predictable intervals.

# I will see a compentant psychiatrist and get cured of all extremely
unusual phobias and bizarre compulsive habits which could prove to be
disadvantageous.

# If I must have a computer system with publicly available terminals,
the maps they display will have a room clearly marked as the Main Control
Room. That room will be the Execution Chamber. The actual main control
room will be marked as Sewage Overflow Containment.

# My security keypad will actually be a fingerprint scanner.
Anyone who watches someone press a sequence of buttons or dusts the pad
for fingerprints and then subsequently tries to enter by repeating that
sequence will trigger the alarm system.

# No matter how many shorts we have in the system, my guards will be
instructed to treat every surveillance camera malfunction as a full-scale
emergency.

# I will spare someone who saved my life sometime in the past.
This is only reasonable as it encourages others to do so. However,
the offer is good one time only. If they want me to spare them again,
they'd better save my life again.

# All midwives will be banned from the realm. All babies will be
delivered at state-approved hospitals. Orphans will be placed in foster
homes, not abandoned in the woods to be raised by creatures of the wild.

# When my guards split up to search for intruders, they will always
travel in groups of at least two. They will be trained so that if one of
them disappears mysteriously while on patrol, the other will immediately
initiate an alert and call for backup, instead of quizzically peering
around a corner.

# If I decide to test a lieutenant's loyalty and see if he/she should
be made a trusted lieutenant, I will have a crack squad of marksmen
standing by in case the answer is no.

# If all the heroes are standing together around a strange device
and begin to taunt me, I will pull out a conventional weapon, instead
of using my unstoppable super weapon on them.

# I will not agree to let the heroes go free if they win a rigged
contest, even though my advisors assure me it is impossible for them
to win.

# When I create a multimedia presentation of my plan designed so that
my five-year-old advisor can easily understand the details, I will not
label the disk "Project Overlord" and leave it lying on top of my desk.

# I will instruct my Legion of Terror to attack the heroes en masse,
instead of standing around waiting while members break off and attack
one or two at a time.

# If the hero runs up to my roof, I will not run up after him and
struggle with him in an attempt to push him over the edge. I will also
not engage him at the edge of a cliff. (In the middle of a rope-bridge
over a river of molten lava is not even worth considering.)

# If I have a fit of temporary insanity and decide to give the hero
the chance to reject a job as my trusted lieutenant, I will retain
enough sanity to wait until my current trusted lieutenant is out of
earshot before making the offer.

# I will not tell my Legion of Terror "And he must be taken alive-"
the command will be "And try to take him alive if it is reasonable
practical."

# If my doomsday device happens to come with a reverse switch,
as soon as it has been employed it will be melted down and made into
limited edition commemorative coins.

# If my weakest troops fail to eliminate a hero, I will send out my
best troops instead of wasting time with progressively stronger ones as
he gets closer and closer to my fortress.

# If I am fighting with the hero atop a moving platform, have disarmed
him, and am about to finish him off and he glances behind me and drops
flat, I too will drop flat instead of quizzically turning around to find
out what he saw.

# I will not shoot at any of my enemies if they are standing in front
of the crucial support beam to a heavy, dangerously unbalanced structure.

# If I'm eating dinner with the hero, put poison in his goblet, then
have to leave the table for any reason, I will order new drinks for both
of us instead of trying to decide whether or not to switch with him.

# I will not have captives of one sex guarded by members of the
opposite sex.

# I will not use any plan in which the final step is horribly
complicated, e.g. "Align the 12 stones of power on the sacred altar then
activate the medallion at the moment of total eclipse." Instead it will
be more alone the lines of "Push the button/"

# I will make sure that my doomsday device is up to code and properly
grounded.

# My vats of hazardous chemicals will be covered when not in use.
Also, I will not construct walkways above them.

# If a group of henchmen fail miserably at a task, I will not berate
them for incompetence then send the same group out to do the task again.

# After I capture the hero's super weapon, I will not disband
legions and relax my guard because I believe whoever holds the weapon is
unstoppable. After all, the hero held the weapon and I took it from him.

# I will not design my main control room so that every workstation
is facing away from the door.

# I will not ignore the messenger that stumbles in exhausted and
obviously agitated until my personal grooming or current entertainment
is finished. It might actually be important.

# If I ever talk to the hero on the phone, I will not taunt him.
Instead, I will say that his dogged perseverance has given me new insight
on the futility of my evil ways and that if he leaves me alone for a
few months of quiet contemplation I will likely return to the path of
righteousness. (Heroes are incredibly gullible in this regard.)

# If I decide to hold a double execution of the hero and the underling
who failed or betrayed me, I will die first.

# When arresting prisoners, my guards will not allow them to stop
and grab a useless trinket of purely sentimental value.

# My dungeon will have its own qualified medical staff complete with
bodyguards. That way if a prisoner becomes sick and his cell mate tells
the guard it's an emergency, the guard will fetch a trauma team instead
of opening the cell for a look.

# My door mechanisms will be designed so that blasting the control
panel on the outside seals the door and blasting the control panel on
the inside opens the door, not vice versa.

# My dungeon cells will not be furnished with objects that contain
reflective surfaces or anything that can be unraveled.

# If an attractive young couple enters my realm, I will carefully
monitor their activities. If I find they are happy and affectionate,
I will ignore them. However, if circumstances have forced them together
against their will and they spend all their time bickering and criticizing
each other except during the intermittent occasions when they are saving
each other' lives at which point there are hints of sexual tension,
I will immediately order their execution.

# Any data files of crucial importance will be padded to 1.45Mb.

# Finally, to keep my subjects permanently locked in a mindless
trance, I will provide each of them with free, unlimited internet access.
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

KeweLi
07-18-2006, 05:41
/....

Dewawer
08-15-2006, 11:33
i'm gonna make a movie about killing demon dracula in the game van helsing
BUT I KILLED HIM SO MANY TIMES

ljsmith82
08-16-2006, 12:22
Keweli!!! Look At The Middle Of The Game Wen dewawer is trading And i find him

ljsmith82
08-17-2006, 01:12
look at mid wen im tradin he follows me



STOP CHANGIN MY POSTS HACKER

Dewawer
08-17-2006, 05:55
how to change posts u tell me my boy

ljsmith82
08-17-2006, 10:26
look at the replay u retarded peice of **** u sound like he has u whipped



ROFL BICTAH ASS LOOK AT THE REPLAY AND ITS JUST SO HAPPEN HE GOES INTO ALE WEN I GO THERE RITE???? AND HOW HE GOES "LOL" "TRADER" WEN I WAS HIDDEN AND HE COULDNT SEE ME EXPLAIN THAT ****IN *****

KeweLi
08-17-2006, 14:04
just get a life loser

Dewawer
08-17-2006, 16:18
lols morons, u can use golbin scout to see invis units and they were write "player" has changed into "ship"

ljsmith82
08-18-2006, 06:05
Rofl ****in Retard Tahts Why He Didnt Have A Scout He Or Teh Fact It Only Tells U Wen Some1 Changes Ship When Ur On That Team Rofl U Do Suck And Is A ****in Retarded Peice Of ****

KeweLi
08-18-2006, 07:37
lol kid, you had your whining. Now it's time to move on. You should probably stop before you get IP banned.

ljsmith82
08-18-2006, 07:43
rofl BANN MY IP IM STILL GONNA BE HERE TILL PPL SEE UR A HACKER FAGGOT

KeweLi
08-18-2006, 07:53
you wont be able to log in...or register if IP ban :)

ljsmith82
08-18-2006, 08:11
ya cuz u dont watn ppl to kno u hack

KeweLi
08-18-2006, 08:15
you already claimed i hack...how can i not let everyone know of your stupidity :)

Elf
08-18-2006, 15:58
Untill You doesnt have proof, You cant accuse anyone for any kind of Hack.

a

KeweLi
08-18-2006, 16:46
At last. Thankyou elf

kewelii hacks
08-21-2006, 11:39
Guess Whos Back Hacker!!!!

kewelii hacks
08-21-2006, 11:40
Oh And If U Want Proof Ill Email U Teh Replay

KeweLi
08-21-2006, 12:08
wow he's back

KeweLi
08-22-2006, 10:42
hehe :) i just have to press one button to delete all your posts.

Sargeras_SAE
08-27-2006, 05:49
hey mraz can you tell me something about your 101 things what whould you do if you were an evli overlord

p.s. keweli can you put on site that me and the_rock666 we reccomend the movies "Kingdom in Twilight"&"Kingdom Under Fire"

KeweLi
08-27-2006, 08:18
ye i havnt had time to edit the members and movie page...i got classes tommorow so maybe ill do a bit today.

Unknown20
08-29-2006, 15:57
Wazuuup? Im posting something I dont know what...if any1 knows what i was about to write here plz tell me...thc :D

Shadow-Fury
08-30-2006, 01:32
im posting something i guess

Unknown20
08-31-2006, 19:34
The most important thing is that we are posting :D

KeweLi
09-01-2006, 14:53
yep that is right unknown

Dewawer
09-02-2006, 11:53
i agree

Sargeras_SAE
09-03-2006, 03:23
is any1 else playing the MMORPG named Line Age ll : The Chaotic Cronicle....................??

i play on Tempest and Tempest only

KeweLi
09-03-2006, 15:32
nope

Unknown20
09-03-2006, 21:10
Has anyone played new Hard Trucks Apocalypse...its awesome...everyone should try it...mixture of driving and shooting..very nice..i have been playing it for few days and its wery interesting...only 800MB to download

glabs
09-04-2006, 18:36
can anybody help me.... I can't create a game on battlenet... what should I check or do?

Unknown20
09-04-2006, 23:47
woooow..with so many details..i know what u should do...just turn off ur computer and drop it from seventh floor...and let us know does it work... :D

or just read FAQ...

or just tell us more details... :D

u choose lesser evil :)

KeweLi
09-05-2006, 14:20
so sarg...are u still gonna play WC?

Sargeras_SAE
09-06-2006, 03:09
yes i will play my 1st favorite game ever :) (actualy it's StarCraft so....)

i wont let my clan of darkness on it own

but now i'm very tite up with work so if you need me you can find me in the late hours of the day, when all vamp prepare for daysleep

:pet:

KeweLi
09-06-2006, 12:50
lol. alrite...i need to sleep early these months..work and football.

Sargeras_SAE
09-17-2006, 17:38
ahaaaaaaaaaaa the caht cahennl i lvoe it, ok the thing now

today at 19:00 GMT i will host a game by the choise of the clan
all who will see this come in clan chat channel and there we will discusse the thing
we might need a shaman to invite one of my friends that battles tru the battlenet
HE IS KOPILE HE IS MOTHERFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF.............. ok you get the pic

Sargeras_SAE
09-17-2006, 17:40
Do you want me to show some pic of the raid in Antharas Lair on Lineage2, only becouse of that i was unable to sleep the last 2 days :beer: you see what i mean and now we have new member that plays most of the maps and loves warcraft

Ms123
09-18-2006, 02:57
woa kewell is working now :P whats ur work kewell?

KeweLi
09-18-2006, 10:43
Football and studies.=_= not actually a job :P

So sarg..the guy's name is KOPILE?

KeweLi
09-18-2006, 10:43
omg my post decreased

Nery
09-18-2006, 11:11
Yea..."Spam thread has been deleted by Nery".

Shadow-Fury
09-18-2006, 11:31
i liked the spam thread :(

KeweLi
09-18-2006, 12:16
Yea..."Spam thread has been deleted by Nery".
:hair:

Ms123
09-18-2006, 22:42
Lol no more spam for u kewell.. and yeh its not exactly a job i think its more a sport?

KeweLi
09-19-2006, 14:17
hmmm today was bull...when our team arrived at the stadium for training...we found our bag was full of volleyballs....
rofl, me and my mate had to catch a taxi back to school..and back again. FOOLBAS!!!!!!

Ms123
09-19-2006, 21:10
LOL gogo volley ftw... pfft i hate it <.< stupid sport :P

Sargeras_SAE
09-20-2006, 01:45
why was the spam thread deleted nery?

half of my posts were in spam thread

KeweLi
09-20-2006, 13:38
becoz spammin aint allowed.

try some rugby ms

Ms123
09-20-2006, 16:12
Well i actually like none sport... i hate all of them! im lazy i admit :D

Shadow-Fury
09-20-2006, 17:06
ya being lazy rules even though i like basketball but im to lazy to play

Ms123
09-20-2006, 17:32
Lol at least u like something :D but np its typical from girls to hate any sport :laugh:

KeweLi
09-23-2006, 16:28
nahh! girls should do sports.

Sargeras_SAE
09-26-2006, 00:02
ok girls report here pls i need you :D

Sargeras_SAE
09-26-2006, 00:03
omg i'm so green that was mistake i'll fix it sometime this year

Ms123
09-26-2006, 01:03
nahh! girls should do sports.
Yes should... but we all hate it :D lol

H3ndriX-pt
09-26-2006, 01:20
there is one sport girls dont hate :P

Ms123
09-26-2006, 15:05
H3ndrix OMG lol shush... syru said it too... -.-

KeweLi
09-26-2006, 16:10
o ye..girls love rugby

Ms123
09-26-2006, 19:23
Uh oh yes! Exactly kewell! lol

KeweLi
09-27-2006, 13:36
im not talking bout touch rugby ofc :)

Shadow-Fury
10-05-2006, 14:02
they deleted my religion thread :( but i see theyr point about starting a war religion is a touchy subject but i think they should have just closed it instead of deleting it

KeweLi
10-05-2006, 16:14
rofl dont get this thread deleted too

Ms123
10-05-2006, 18:55
Yeh it was an interesting thread... u can share ur ideas about religion there and see everyone's comments :D but oh well... **** happens ~~

KeweLi
10-06-2006, 12:07
so whats been up Shadow

Shadow-Fury
10-06-2006, 16:23
well in the 10th of october i make 3 months since i quited smoking

KeweLi
10-06-2006, 18:37
Its a start sonny. But ill tell u more about that confidentially.

Dewawer
10-21-2006, 10:30
yo dudes
i got exams so i'll be offline for some time

iulian.
11-03-2006, 17:41
How u all doing?

Ms123
11-03-2006, 19:51
t.t i am having exams too and really nice results :D
hi julian

Dewawer
11-04-2006, 10:53
exams are finally over

KeweLi
11-04-2006, 14:25
How did you do?

iulian.
11-04-2006, 15:31
Dewawer is back Dewawer is back now i can play whos the alien,loap,parasite ex with himm :beer:

Ms123
11-04-2006, 20:41
lol! play dota and n0td! :P not those insect maps ~~

iulian.
11-04-2006, 22:17
Why u call that maps infected ???

KeweLi
11-05-2006, 06:50
Everyone its called NOTD not N0TD. N0TD is turning into a fools clan!

Dewawer
11-05-2006, 08:48
i did quite well and i dunno whos julian

KeweLi
11-05-2006, 09:25
Julian is shamanno

Dewawer
11-05-2006, 11:40
got it and can some1 pls post map editor nocd

KeweLi
11-05-2006, 13:31
...i think it became illegal to post such things here

iulian.
11-05-2006, 16:58
Men it's Iulian nott Julian :tiphat:,and i have a question for Shadow_Fury Galex is u brother?

Ms123
11-06-2006, 02:34
Julian is a girl's name ^^

KeweLi
11-06-2006, 10:26
Julian is not a Girls name...
and yes Galex is the younger brother

Shadow-Fury
11-06-2006, 13:10
yep he is my littel anoying brother

KeweLi
11-06-2006, 14:38
yep he is my littel anoying brother

Hmm why is he acting like he loves and knows you lol. Do you like him?

iulian.
11-06-2006, 19:47
Hi guys.
1.First i want to say sorry for giving a bad impression on the clan.
2.Sorry [YT] because i believed u hack.
PEACE:beer:

KeweLi
11-07-2006, 08:04
Good, Shamanno1, it's a new start for you then, but don't let those things happen again.

Shadow-Fury
11-07-2006, 13:54
hes trying to copy me at evrything i do

marshall987
11-08-2006, 00:06
keweli why did you closed my tread,why didnt you just deleted their posts?
did you have something against my tread?

KeweLi
11-08-2006, 06:27
Emmm why would i have something against teaching Vampirism?
I did not want to delete them for clear reasons you can think of yourself...what is on with you.

KeweLi
11-08-2006, 06:29
And it is quite appropriate to just make a Vampirism Training #2 as the last one was spammed.

KeweLi
11-15-2006, 15:10
heheh Shamanno1 and [yt] made their own clan! lol, sham is chief!

Shadow-Fury
11-15-2006, 15:42
yep i know i was on whne they made it

iulian.
11-15-2006, 16:05
Yea thx Shadow ,ill continue to post if keweli want.

marshall987
11-16-2006, 00:54
heheh Shamanno1 and [yt] made their own clan! lol, sham is chief!

lol when that hapend so yt adn shamanno arent any more in our clan?

iulian.
11-16-2006, 10:07
Yea we made our own clan

KeweLi
11-16-2006, 11:38
Yep they will make their own forum too when sham gets 100 post.

iulian.
11-16-2006, 14:05
Hope ill get 100 posts soon xD

Shadow-Fury
11-16-2006, 20:56
why do you need 100 posts?

iulian.
11-16-2006, 20:58
Because i can't create forum without 100 posts

Shadow-Fury
11-17-2006, 14:16
o i dident knew that

KeweLi
11-18-2006, 17:13
100 posts isn;t that hard

iulian.
11-18-2006, 22:58
Yea but when u guys don't say nothing it's rely rely hard

Dewawer
11-19-2006, 03:02
shamanno1 are u making clan fourm or clan?

Dewawer
11-19-2006, 03:26
becoz maybe i can help u guys out with a 100 posts

Shadow-Fury
11-19-2006, 10:51
hes making forum

KeweLi
11-19-2006, 11:03
He will make a site too :P

Dewawer
11-19-2006, 13:52
so i can help him make fourm?

iulian.
11-19-2006, 14:55
Dewawer i don't get it how do u want to help me get 100 posts?

Dewawer
11-20-2006, 08:13
i mean i'll ask a mod to create your clan fourm under my name

Shadow-Fury
11-20-2006, 15:08
dew got more posts then me:(

Dewawer
11-21-2006, 03:12
and your point is?

KeweLi
11-21-2006, 08:39
The more posts, the sexier you are!

iulian.
11-21-2006, 14:20
I'm not so sexy because i only have 60-70 posts:((

KeweLi
11-21-2006, 16:40
Iulian is YT going to make a site?

Shadow-Fury
11-21-2006, 16:48
i got more then 1.00 posts per day dew only has 0.55 :)

iulian.
11-21-2006, 19:17
Yep.In 1 year u will have 365 posts

KeweLi
11-22-2006, 12:29
Stop talking about how many posts we have...or admin may delete this thread. Iulian, was the Yes to shadow or to me?

iulian.
11-22-2006, 15:07
Shadow

KeweLi
11-22-2006, 15:36
Shadow

Rofl! so what is my answer?

Shadow-Fury
11-22-2006, 16:10
Stop talking about how many posts we have...or admin may delete this thread.
but i love talking about my posts but ill stop

iulian.
11-22-2006, 16:23
lol

KeweLi
11-23-2006, 11:20
Lol iulian is avoiding my question..

iulian.
11-23-2006, 17:01
Thx for deleting my post keweli

Dewawer
11-24-2006, 02:58
last night there was an argument pls dont ask me how or what happened but shamanno1 is now totally out of our circle

KeweLi
11-24-2006, 13:01
Iulian14 = Shammano1, Not welcomed here.

KeweLi
11-27-2006, 11:58
Ye if u are contributing to the topic, edit your old post and just leave a new post saying you updated.

Shadow-Fury
11-27-2006, 16:48
why so we cant get more posts?

Dewawer
11-27-2006, 17:07
becoz there isnt anything good to post bout?

Dewawer
11-27-2006, 17:11
guys pls dont keep whispering me about y i'm angry at shaman
actually , i'm not angry at shaman so stop whispering me its irritating

marshall987
11-27-2006, 17:44
becoz there isnt anything good to post bout?

what that supposed to mean?

KeweLi
11-28-2006, 08:38
Dewawer has been playing with maps with Shamanno1 (who is not welcomed by us).
I don't see anything that can be questioned about it...

Shadow-Fury
11-28-2006, 14:39
i still dont know what hapend can anyone explain?

KeweLi
11-28-2006, 14:45
i still dont know what hapend can anyone explain?

In basic form...
Shamanno1 joined our clan causing nothing for but trouble.
Then he made his own clan to be chief, which i had no problem with.
...After that he started telling people Clan VAMP is falling and used words(that made people leave clan).
Now he talks to me with some attitude and pretends to be innocent to others saying "Keweli is mad at me for nothing".

Btw he also claims iulian14 is his friend(who is actually him...just like his name on the forum).
And the most dreadful thing...he doesn't act like he's 16, or atleast he says he is.

Shadow-Fury
11-28-2006, 16:41
i know he sayed clan vamp is falling apart he said that to me to

Dewawer
11-29-2006, 02:32
dunno?

Dewawer
11-29-2006, 02:36
then y didnt u tell kewell

KeweLi
11-29-2006, 05:54
In knew he was up to no good a long time ago

KeweLi
11-29-2006, 12:30
It's so that viewers can just look at the first page and see all the contributions by us.

Shadow-Fury
11-29-2006, 14:29
but i still whant more posts:(:

Shadow-Fury
11-29-2006, 14:36
he said that to me whne he made his clan i asked him why did he left and that was the answer

Dewawer
12-01-2006, 07:53
shadow it dosent mean if i have more posts i'm better than u i think posts mean nothing

Dewawer
12-01-2006, 07:55
guys i still might be offline for a little bit of time so no worries mates

marshall987
12-01-2006, 09:53
shadow it dosent mean if i have more posts i'm better than u i think posts mean nothing

who said that hes better if he got more posts?

KeweLi
12-01-2006, 10:00
shadow it dosent mean if i have more posts i'm better than u i think posts mean nothing

post just shows how active/commutative the person is. You can always see the person's registration date.

Shadow-Fury
12-01-2006, 11:42
im tieing dew up next time hes on so he wont be abel to go off :)

Shadow-Fury
12-01-2006, 11:45
i just whant more posts is that a crime?

KeweLi
12-01-2006, 13:29
Use the Christmas decorations! :)

KeweLi
12-01-2006, 13:30
Noope, just go enjoy it

Dewawer
12-03-2006, 12:48
guys i got demoted and i didnt noe y
anyway i'll just burn the decorations with my cristhmas cofee:)

KeweLi
12-03-2006, 14:10
Sweet christmas soon :)
I should upload a christmas song soon xD

Shadow-Fury
12-03-2006, 15:09
im looking forward to teh winter vacation :)

KeweLi
12-03-2006, 16:29
Exams are after that tho Xd

Shadow-Fury
12-04-2006, 14:44
for u i only got tests before the vacation

KeweLi
12-04-2006, 15:16
wtf lucky bastard

marshall987
12-07-2006, 22:32
soon ill update with more info,just didnt have time in past week.

_Spartan_
12-09-2006, 15:56
y he is lucky >.<
I'm not interested in studying a lot :)
Just for normal fun :p

KeweLi
12-09-2006, 17:35
Ye exams suck:P, but if u don't do well, u will suffer later on :(:

_Spartan_
12-09-2006, 22:35
y i know.. I'll suffer later.. but I'm doing great at exams :p I cheat xP

Shadow-Fury
12-10-2006, 00:47
y i know.. I'll suffer later.. but I'm doing great at exams :p I cheat xP
thats the way i never study for my tests but i always pass :)

KeweLi
12-10-2006, 06:23
y i know.. I'll suffer later.. but I'm doing great at exams :p I cheat xP

You cannot cheat your whole life...consequences become more deadly as you grow older. :read:

Shadow-Fury
12-10-2006, 13:08
you can in romania the more you cheat or steal the beter you live.nation of thieves

_Spartan_
12-10-2006, 13:39
ahahaha... I wont cheat whole life :p
Later I go work simple work :)

KeweLi
12-10-2006, 14:04
With how much salary?

_Spartan_
12-10-2006, 17:37
1 dollar a day xP

marshall987
12-11-2006, 01:02
hi i havent been home for few days so is there any updates beside old stuff and that we have new memb.

KeweLi
12-11-2006, 09:51
I cheat in things that i think there is no meaning to...like some frickon chinese test years ago.

KeweLi
12-14-2006, 02:30
Been obssesed with Prison Break, will play more next week :)

_Spartan_
12-14-2006, 14:04
Prison break? wtf? Try not to watch it, cause its ****...

_Spartan_
12-14-2006, 14:09
cheat is nice..
Adone ur sure nerd :] Belive me .. if u dont cheat now, later u will :]
and about my next job.. trash man will be cool xP

KeweLi
12-14-2006, 14:53
Follow you dreams no_name xD

KeweLi
12-14-2006, 15:04
You don't know what you are saying. Prison Break rocks, have you seen it?

_Spartan_
12-14-2006, 18:38
I havent seen it, but the name tells me thats its stupid and booring.. with some prisoners... naah

_Spartan_
12-14-2006, 18:43
yeah... i'll do that...
I was thinking: trash man or wc cleaner ... I cant choose... both great jobs.. too huge risk to make a mistake :]

Adone
12-14-2006, 19:53
Even if it's not a movie,better add it to VAMP reccomended movie topic.

KeweLi
12-15-2006, 09:33
I havent seen it, but the name tells me thats its stupid and booring.. with some prisoners... naah

That is EXACTLY what i thought when people started talking about it. But then my friend insisted and i watched it. AND IT IS AWESOME!

KeweLi
12-15-2006, 09:34
I think cleaner is better than trash :)

_Spartan_
12-15-2006, 11:08
I cant find it on TV... Can it be dled from somewhere? lowl?

_Spartan_
12-15-2006, 11:12
I'll think about it.. Its hard >.> ..
and w00t about mail man ? xD

KeweLi
12-15-2006, 11:39
You need more exp. to be a mail man :)