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S4pPH1roN
12th June 2011, 04:10 AM
Hey, I just wanted to share with u some amusing lines, that I hear all the time in RT. If you want to add some, feel free to do so. :-)

#1: Well, lets start from the classic: "Hi, from?".

#2: Also classic: "Rush or creep?"
Note: ofc without scouting - how else. Rushes like this mostly end with running all over the map to players base and back without any benefit whatsoever.

#3: My favourite: "Dont worry men, mi pro." (and variations ofc)
Note: I noticed that noobs for some reason dont get the difference between man and men; and they also fail to recognise, that they are noobs; so dont try to explain that to them, for noobs will never learn, that they are noobs. :-)

#4: Very very common: "Allied noob."
Note: Usually used in following situations:
a) noob gets under impression, that his ally is noob as well,
b) noob looses the game and as long as noob doesnt know that he is a noob, he needs someone to blame for the loss,
c) noob looses hero to creeps (so his ally is noob, because "hi no help").

#5: "HELP!"
Note: Usually used in following situations:
a) noob is attacked by an enemy army and thinks you are fucking blind and deaf (so u dont hear OUR ALLIED FORCES ARE UNDER ATTACK and dont see red marks all over ur minimap)
b) noob is attacked by few wandering units - like 2 footman or so. He pulls back with whole army and starts screaming for help.
c) noob is getting pwnt on creep. Line "help" in such situations is usually followed by "our allied hero has been killed" and noobs lament: "Allied nup, hi no help" as stated above)

#6: "Make army men!"
Note: for example when u go for fast tech (mass air) :-)

#7: "Mi no like share!"
Note: this is the least favourite line of all! U are forced to watch ur allys noobyness the whole game and u cant do anything about it. Favourite noob-move is loosing mass units to creeps.

#8: "Lag! Mi raport!!!"
Note: used very comonly by BR noobs with 300+ ping

#9: "DISCER! BANNANNED!!!"
Note: after EVERY single "waiting for players"

If u saw here some of your frequently used lines and u said to urself: "Hey, Im doing that and Im not a noob, right? This guy is full of crap. " then I have some bad news for you. :-)

ScR3aMofHe11
12th June 2011, 12:36 PM
hahhaha so true :DDD

Xfire
12th June 2011, 12:47 PM
Oh god, I haven't played RT for years but these lines certainly bring back some good ( and bad ) memories. RT is hilarious, indeed ( you should see RT at Starcraft II as well, even better ).

I got some very vague memories of what used to fill the chatbox in RT games, but I think the best line however is when he goes and attacks alone, looses all his army and heroes due to pushing too much ( e.g. in towers/burrows, or simply overwhelmed by enemy units ), and calls you a noob, then leaves. That's like the pedestal of stupidity in all team games.

Majestic.
12th June 2011, 04:03 PM
lmao

S4pPH1roN
12th June 2011, 04:07 PM
Yea :D "piedastal of stupidity" - I like that. To that "piedastal" belongs taking imolation with DH (because he looks imba, when he is covered in flames); selecting pit lord as first hero (because he is big, and big means stronger and stronger means better, right?) or even calling all peasants to arms when you attack noob's base (even with a single hero) followed by chasing u all over the map with mass militia. Oh - i forgot to mention one favourite strat: mass archers on hypos - I once almost lost the game, because I was laughing so hard, when he came to my base with like 10 mounted hypos, that I almost fell off my chair and couldnt micro. :-)

Bottom line: RT is fun like hell if u dont take it too seriously :D :D :D

Xfire
12th June 2011, 04:17 PM
You forgot to mention guys who get Paladin as their first hero.. "OH MIGHTY PALADIN, MI GOT HAMMER, ME GOT HOLY LIGHT, ITS HAMMER TIME", running with an army of 30 footmen buddies alongside him...

S4pPH1roN
13th June 2011, 02:35 PM
Well, in fact Pala and mass footmen is rlly good RT strat and when u have noob in team, u can consider urself lucky, if he goes for it. It minimalizes impact of his "lack of skill" on the game:
1. there is lower chance he will hurt himself (its lot harder to get pwnt on creeps with mass footies and pala than with, say, DH and some archers) :-)
2. and for me (UD player) its nice to have some KAMIKADZE front line :-)

I remember one seriously retarded dude who used to play on Xpam some yrs ago, when I was active. He made expo, like 4 barracs, produced shitload of footmen, and then he wrote "Me and my boys are comming to your base to pwn you" (or some shit like that). And attack moved my base. :D GOGOGO with fiends against footmen with fucking defend. :D I rlly had a tough time (too early game for destros). When he got pwned, lost every single unit, he ran with just a hero, and massed another shitload of footies. Then he wrote "Me and my boys..." and came again. It was actually pretty funny game and I learned back than, that nothing matches well played mass footmen with defend. U can tower up all u want, but unless you have some bloody mass of gryphs or stuff like that, u will get fucked up anyway. :-)

... Since then whenever I random human in RT and my sis (who likes to watch me playing) sees 2x rax and AM, she askes, If im doing "Me and my boys" again. :D

efko.wbs
13th June 2011, 08:14 PM
Well, in fact Pala and mass footmen is rlly good RT strat and when u have noob in team, u can consider urself lucky, if he goes for it. It minimalizes impact of his "lack of skill" on the game:
1. there is lower chance he will hurt himself (its lot harder to get pwnt on creeps with mass footies and pala than with, say, DH and some archers) :-)
2. and for me (UD player) its nice to have some KAMIKADZE front line :-)

I remember one seriously retarded dude who used to play on Xpam some yrs ago, when I was active. He made expo, like 4 barracs, produced shitload of footmen, and then he wrote "Me and my boys are comming to your base to pwn you" (or some shit like that). And attack moved my base. :D GOGOGO with fiends against footmen with fucking defend. :D I rlly had a tough time (too early game for destros). When he got pwned, lost every single unit, he ran with just a hero, and massed another shitload of footies. Then he wrote "Me and my boys..." and came again. It was actually pretty funny game and I learned back than, that nothing matches well played mass footmen with defend. U can tower up all u want, but unless you have some bloody mass of gryphs or stuff like that, u will get fucked up anyway. :-)

... Since then whenever I random human in RT and my sis (who likes to watch me playing) sees 2x rax and AM, she askes, If im doing "Me and my boys" again. :D

i bet its the same guy who is still playing till today.
I call him "Croatian teamkiller"
I am banning him since i entered hacks crew and he was mass banned even before.(for teamkill) I banned him so far hundreads of accounts (about 2-3 per week) Any ip ban is useless because he has dynamic ip and by banning single ips per account it banned so much ips that other guys from cro had to reset modem etc 30x to get ip which is not banned....

His strategy nowadays is(he plays only rt):
1-he say to his ally "send me all gold and lumber or i kill you"
2-in 99% he kill his ally and get his expo-tower both bases
3-then he continue getting expos and towering them.
4-he is mostly waiting to get 20-30k of gold, meanwhile he mostly do shit like invisible am->blizzard on workers etc.
5-he make some shit, like 15xworkshop and then tanks, or mortars or knights.....


Sometimes he use to play things like bloodmage+mass foots (rape buildings).

If you open any teamkill report in other hacks section, its 95% that its him.....

He mostly chat like "sak maj dik" or "ali retard" and so.
But he is only pretending that he is stupid, he knows that its me who is banning his accounts and from time to time he chat with perfect english.
LOL: On 24th December,i met him in game and he told me not to ban his account since its Christmas time and he promised not to make any teamkill in that day :D

Xfire
13th June 2011, 08:36 PM
lol efko, seems like you're having fun around, bastard : )

Lowlife
13th June 2011, 10:48 PM
sorry for sounding like a noob
but what's RT?
:p

Akhe
13th June 2011, 11:23 PM
Random Teams, at playing Warcraft3

Lowlife
13th June 2011, 11:26 PM
Random Teams, at playing Warcraft3

thanks for the clarification
btw
noobs should consider using halp instead of help
it sounds so much more pro

S4pPH1roN
14th June 2011, 01:09 AM
what's RT? To specify: RT is 2vs2 ladder game, when ur ally and opponents are picked at random from those, who are searching (its not AT, arranged team, when u pick ur ally urself and play against another team, which was formed in the same way). :-)

@Efko: ROFL. Its that the dude, who keeps saying NOB instead of NOOB? :D Once famous as EUROBATTLENET or RECOVERY? I remember that dude. I had acc with 30/0 in RT and he tried to TK me. It was kinda cool. I was constantly attacked my both noobs from opposing team and then by my own ally.

Xfire
14th June 2011, 01:13 AM
Sapphi, poke me for some RT games.. I'll log my smurf acc to once again enjoy laughing my ass off for the sake of good ol' times!

Lowlife
14th June 2011, 02:07 AM
To specify: RT is 2vs2 ladder game, when ur ally and opponents are picked at random from those, who are searching (its not AT, arranged team, when u pick ur ally urself and play against another team, which was formed in the same way). :-)

@Efko: ROFL. Its that the dude, who keeps saying NOB instead of NOOB? :D Once famous as EUROBATTLENET or RECOVERY? I remember that dude. I had acc with 30/0 in RT and he tried to TK me. It was kinda cool. I was constantly attacked my both noobs from opposing team and then by my own ally.


Sapphi, poke me for some RT games.. I'll log my smurf acc to once again enjoy laughing my ass off for the sake of good ol' times!

isn't it a pain in the ass to end up in the same game?

S4pPH1roN
14th June 2011, 11:32 AM
isn't it a pain in the ass to end up in the same game? Why would it be?

1. If u end up in dirrefent teams, you can finally play one serious game.
- When I play RT, I never play my best. I always play as good, as I need to, to win. Which means, that Im mostly letting my units or heroes die, as Im too lazy to move them, when I see, they are dying, because Im just too busy scratching my ass or picking my nose - because frankly it doesnt rlly matter, if u let noobs kill u a few units or heroes. Mostly its really hard to lose no matter what you do.
- Thats, why I have a 95% RT accas, and 75% RT accas. Second ones are for fun, where I play crazy strats or random. Time to time it happens, that some noobs beat me, because Im minding my own business, or just not scouting or something, and they come with mass gryphs and pwn me, because my ally has 2 grunts and lvl 1 hero after 10 minutes game. Than they jizz in their pants and either ask me for AT, or keeps spamming me with some bullshits (like we were the best buddies, just because they "beat" me) or they just start playing tough guys, how pro they are, and stuff like that.
- But back to my original point: when I get good player in opposing team, I have to play seriously - and I dont like it (mostly). I like plying my 10% and having a feeling of absolute controll over the game, knowing, that I can go whatever strat I want and still win, but it gets boring time to time. Thats why I appretiate to spice up my playing with a few serious games and thats when some good players come in... :-)

2. And if u end up in a same team? So what? Its 2 pros against 2 noobs - whats boring about that? Do u know how funny it is to beat someone with dual mass acolytes? Or TC and mass shamans without any other unit (purge, stomp, mass lightning shield, run few meters and then again)?
- Its nice to know for once, you can actually relly on ur ally, when it comes to tough situations. U dont have to tell him to make towers and rush opponents base with hero, when u ur mass peons army gets pwnt and noobs are heading to ur bases. im actually enjoying those games.
- Back than, in good of times, Me and UdIsBlizBadJoke were massgaming ATs(Arranged team) on smurf accas, and we NEVER played seriously - we always went some funny strat, no matter if we played against noobs or pros. This was the most fun I have ever had on Xpam. We even beated some pros, who were on the top of the ladder back then, with dual mass gyrocopters and blizzard abuse - and we still managed to keep kickass stats (80%
).
- This much fun, you can have only on XPAM, and NOWHERE ELSE. Thasts why I play here even though I have North keys. It saddens me, that the server is getting innactive and nothing is as it used to be.


Sapphi, poke me for some RT games.. I'll log my smurf acc to once again enjoy laughing my ass off for the sake of good ol' times!
I wont be home for some time now, for I have some business to attend to. But when I come back, Ill letcha know :-)

Xfire
14th June 2011, 11:50 AM
I hope you loved the ally I got in our first game, he came to "make the save" when you already had me finished off ( and ofc, sitting with full hp BM in invisibility ) : )

ManusiauntA
19th December 2011, 07:15 AM
LoLoLoLoLoLoL

"c) noob is getting pwnt on creep. Line "help" in such situations is usually followed by "our allied hero has been killed" and noobs lament: "Allied nup, hi no help" as stated above)" this is the funniest,, and im starting to think this on dota game.. LoL